In Which I Make You Very Glad That I Usually Write Instead of Draw
...but I'm still better than Rob Liefeld.
For a fuller explanation of Rob Liefeld's comic art, and a link to his spectacularly pectoral Captain America, check out washa_way's post here. (Washa_way's last paragraph purely KILLS me.)
There, now you are prepared for
The Adventures Of Rob Liefeld's Captain America (click TWICE or even THRICE to embiggen sufficiently)